绝代商骄金句

黄子华栋笃笑的金句：

- 细唐先生，作为一个朋友你真是千古难求，作为一条水鱼你真是举世无双。

- 这间房间风景最好，真是所谓东邪西毒的混合体，你知道是什么吗?即是西斜(邪)。但是我最喜欢731那间房的枕头，因为它很软之余又很硬;371那间我又喜欢他的床褥喔，因为它很硬之余又很软;最重要那个事2047房的坐厕板，我刚才坐下去，它的那个震荡力是刚好令到你明明想小便的，都想小事化大，我十分之中意。

-哇，大哥，你来夜店这种地方玩，我要告诉你老婆听！ 啊呀，大嫂你也来了，我要告诉你老公听！啊呀，你们夫妻俩都来了，我要告诉你们老爸听！

- 爽：“你做乜啊，半夜三更当呢度係动物园啊，得闲就入来参观下，你当我係蝙蝠啊？”
淼：“你半夜係呢度洗衫，咕隆咕隆咁，我大嫂以为你剖尸、肢解。”
爽：“咁点啊，你进来睇人剖尸？你有呢铺瘾啊，要唔要我剖俾你睇？我唔该你，唔好成日估我啲人类係度做紧乜，你返去啄木啦。我话俾你知，你再半夜三更走进来，我当你意图侵犯我，而我为咗自卫，那么我唯有成全你咯！

- 我现在用我非常不负责任但亦都非常专业的眼光告诉你，我看好你！

- 你蒸鱼唔驶‘擒’盖（盖盖子）噶？你唔惊佢游走啊？
呢个係咩肉来噶，佢发炎定係风湿啊？

- 爽：“点解啲蚂蚁要一模一样？就係要老细唔认得佢地。一个星期翻6日工，其实係有6只蚂蚁。所以我地应该向政府申请，一个星期翻一日，休息6日，大家话啱唔啱（对不对）？”
众流浪汉欢呼：“啱！”
爽：“但是好可惜，我们人类未达到这种文化程度。”

wow~ I like the last sentences in 4th, hahaha...

MY FM星光11齐天外传台庆

15th, AUGUST 2009-这天早上，我悄悄的回去了kl，主要目的是去MY FM星光11齐天外传台庆！是的，当天是与housematess一起回来地，到达kl后休息了一会儿就匆匆的飞去genting!不用羡慕我，哈哈，我是有看到现场，可是。。。后面加了个直播！？ 现场+直播=？很诡异也很搞笑，我们拿的票是要redeem地，换票时间是12pm-5pm，我们4点多才到达所以台庆现场的份就没我们的啦！所以云顶和my fm为了‘补偿’，就送个直播给换不到现场票的可怜虫s，而且是首播le。zadou好厉害！Genting International Showroom,留下太好的回忆给我了，好像戏院将的le。。。=.='''

算了，这不是主题，目的算是达成一半，既来之，则安之吧。虽然我不能感受现场的气氛，也不能看到一些欣赏的歌手，更更更不能人来疯的在现场大叫，但，这台庆给了我惊奇的感动！本以为这只是普通的商业活动，只带着看秀的心情欢乐下近来沉闷加紧绷的生活，但有一部分的剧情使我流下很man加感性的眼泪。对我来说，那一时刻真的感动了我。。原来，商业除了商业的价值外，它可以从中让人明白一些人性的事情。
ok，台庆的故事讲述《西游记》中的唐三藏（卓卉勤饰演）、孙悟空（陈志康）、猪八戒（翁书尉）、沙僧（贾森）、牛魔王（尹汇雰）、蜘蛛精（菲比）为寻找“现代人最缺乏的东西”任务来到大马，并遇到种种困难和挑战，并经历“喜”、“怒”、“哀”、“乐”4个人生阶段，最终找到现代人最缺乏的东西 then bla bla bla... 物质上，现代人都比以前的人拥有很多东西，可是我们永远不会满足，总是羡慕某某某有的而我没有，无时无刻都要填满自己的欲望或物质上的享受。因为平时拥有的，已经是理所当然的东西，对我们来说，这些都是基本中的基本，没什么大不了。理所当然对我们来说只是一个不以为然的存在，想多都无谓。My fm说，现代人最缺乏的东西是“关怀”，对我来说，也许是吧，没什么领悟到这点！可我喜欢它呈献的方式，就是我之前说的惊奇，他们让我们看见一些平时不留意就不去理会的事情-就是残障人士的不幸。它使我领悟到的另外一些事情：一些理所当然的事情或东西，对一些人来说，是那么的遥不可及；而我，是那么的愚昧。

他们，有眼睛可是看不见；我，有眼睛但不好好利用来读书
他们，有口可是说不得；我，有口可懒于沟通
他们，有手有脚可是动不得；我也有且行动自如，可是不勤奋
他们，身体残缺希望康复；我，身体无恙可是不爱惜

那些平时不去注意就接触不到的片段使我当下那一刻，静静的坐在那反省自己；该得到的，我都应不缺了，可那愚昧的满足感永远填不满。这是现代人的枷锁，不可能一朝一日就可免除的，我也是现代人。。的确，这感觉只是当下比较强烈，过了几天我一定会忘记的，可是我的思想准备又多了一些些。我的缺很佩服那些舍己为人做善事的人，尤其是出不到钱就出力那种，因每个健全的人都做得到。是的，我没有伟大到这个地步，因这对你我生活都没有影响，没影响等于不需留意，现代人。。。总括来说，这台庆除了是表演以外，让我多了对某些事物的领悟和加多了一些思想准备！
“一些自认理所当然的事，未必是理所当然的存在”
“以后我可能会做慈善，但不可能是现在”
明年有机会，真想去看my fm的台庆且要看现场，不要加直播！
The End

Unlucky M3

23th,Julai 2009- This was the day i suppose to go bek kl which yearn day and nite since last bek to kl. I can hang out with the old friends, long time dint c them as well as my cute little aniki. But this was totally not my day, like kena curse, those bad luck were accompanied me these 2 weeks, especially today, can it giv me a breath!? Those rude words are crossing my mine now, really 1 to shout it out! %#@%@^^$&$%$%^ Bek to last week time, my cloth-alike cupboard was perforated summore fallen down, until now i havent buy a new 1, juz let it laid on the floor... Then i cannot watch Man U match since it so near to my house, mother, summore they hardly ever play 2 games in Malaysia + the ticket was damn low in price. Moreover, the damn fucking person keep spoiling my mood, dunno wat to do for me. The wosrt of these 2 weeks, today, it spoiled the plan i yearned for long time. I suppose to be in kl and playing the ps2 or go pasar mlm + yum cha with fren now but not sit at the kampar's house n writing the blog. Yup, my lan jiao car was broken down on the way bek to kl, the only luck was not far away from kampar, 20-25 min to go there. The thing called lower arm of the car was broken, it is near the tayar, so i cant run for far n nid to replace that thing. Once i found out a workshop n let the worker checked, he said juz nid a moment to exchange the lower arm after he find the replacement stuff tat get from other shop. Then v waited for 1 hour... Da ma de, where he go o, damn long, i thought tat shop was not far away from this workshop. Then i ask the other worker, he said his boss pergi Tapah sana cari, tiada lagi, pergi jauh sikit, Bidor sana.. Oh diu.. I thought half an hour can settle le.. 2 hours gone, after he bek, he told me tat there is not similar thing in those shop, nid to order from Ipoh sana n they will get it tml morning. That mean i hav no choice lah, cannot balik kl, the mood lagi spoiled. The car cannot run too far n nid to park over there, fuck lo, nid SOS from kampar's fren... Ntg to say on this part, but accidentally wait for another 2 hours, the time i bek to kampar is around 12 am edi, the departed time was 7pm... Fuckiest thing in the day, cibai curse on me, 衰开，原来有一条路，霉鬼是否缠上我了？
Really soli to those home sicking passengers, n very thankful to qiu ting, she and her fren rescued us from the SOS called, appreaciated the favor of her n her fren (i dun recognize 1). Hope this was the last unlucky thing in the moment... 我不想升级成地狱黑仔王！I am fei zhu wong!

工作

每个人的人生有几多个十年啊？目前为止的我，已经过了两个十年。。这二十年内，我曾经做过多不算多少不算少的工作，从Form 2的第一份工作-修车学徒，到目前为止我最就引以为傲的临时教师，我大概做过4份正职（没算part-time）。人生的第一份工〉修车学徒，一份非自愿的工作，假期没事做，被爸爸逼去姨丈的车店帮忙，上上螺丝，拆拆轮胎，换换润滑油，假期的第一份工就这样献了出去。。。以前我可以自己一人service一辆车地，如果你现在你叫我service一辆车，对不起谢谢，我怕你的车等下走走下死火了！虽然我也差不多忘了以前学修车的事情，不过是一个蛮好的经验，睡在车底拆呀拆，锁啊锁，坐坐不同的车款。哈哈。。我有学到东西地，至少还记得一些车的零件，车坏了还会一点点，那时也不会太不知所措。但可别期望太高，就那一点点！还有另外一件事，很记得，在车店外面pokai扑到蛮厉害。自己踩到盖longkang的铁柱之类的东西，有裂缝地，够一只脚放下去啦。那时下雨而且鞋子难免有占到一些油，一下踏到那铁柱，滑了一些，pop，一只脚塞进去了和头撞到那铁柱。就这样扑了一次街，面肿到像猪头，之后好像休息了一天。幸好没留疤，依然将leng zai!? haha...

轮到第二份正职了，Form 4的假期，没错是Form 4，Form 3的时候懒在家做回我的本职-张家大少爷！哈哈。。当到了Form 4假期，想有一些物质的享受了，又不可以将大少爷地摊开手掌跟妈妈拿，就去尽人事去找下工咯。最后，应该是zee yin找到工后顺便介绍我去，就这样‘靠自己’找到人生的第二份工作〉BATA shop's sale assistant，简单来说mai就是买鞋佬咯！Mid valley 1st floor的BATA shop，有卖很多种鞋，power, nike, adidas, bata leather shoe, bubble brand's shoe和家喻户晓的读书鞋！哈哈。。第一份要长时间站着的工作，说真的，那段时候是我差不多要到我历年来最fit的时候了，篮球校队a，你以为盖地meh（想当年啦）。可是，第一天做工我差不多要站到抽筋，哇塞！ok，我自认自己口才不是很好，只是纯碎的serve customer，不会假假的赞到天华龙凤，‘哇，你穿到很美呀，这鞋简直是为你而设计地’，想到都想要呕。ya，我还学会一点点假笑，没办法，有时跟顾客眼神对到，又不可以不理他，就假假将笑笑咯！现在想回那时，觉得自己很搞笑，有时会跟同辈的抢顾客（当然是贵鞋啦），你抢我我抢你的，然后又不爽咯！哈哈。。豆记仔！除了这些，以下是要提醒女生去试鞋时，请注意你当天穿什么衣服！如果serve你的又是男生，妳衣服领口蛮底的话又不防范（防走光啦），你就益了那男生咯！哈哈。。我和朋友给人益了不少，不懂要说她们笨还是可爱，lelong lelong。没办法，男生是个很矛盾的生命体，你show给他看，没有理由不去欣赏的嘛，男士们，对不对？那时就只好，老虎老鼠，傻傻分不清楚~

接下去的两份工，在我人生有至关重要的意义，两大因数，工作上及人事上占了无可取代的地位！就先跳到最后一份工，是的，没错，答对了，临时老师！逻辑一点想的话，这工作对我的影响性质当然是工作上啦，这是我目前为止最geng的工作了。本来想写‘事业上’而不是‘工作上’地，但事业的话，我没有，用了好像很言重将！算，回正题，这份当然是我最最最满意和开心的工作啦，我不讨厌小孩，有时还会傻傻得跟他们玩在一起le。从小，妈妈都算是半个奶妈，不算我4个弟妹的话，她有时会帮我啊姨们照顾小孩，1岁到5岁将啦！有时我会帮下忙得，对于照顾小孩，都会一点点地。加上我最小的弟弟出生时，我也开始懂事了，管教小孩，简直是Ass A Lan Dea! 是的，我是可以和他们玩在一起，尤其是我弟弟，玩得时候他都会‘欺负’我，算啦，小孩，让下他们。但该认真的时候就的认真，还玩玩下的话，被我骂是正常地，问我小弟就知道，他很怕我骂他，我差不多要生气的时候他都很会做人！好像离题了，简单来说，我觉得自己有当小学老师的料，只是小学而已，因我要我的学生听听话话。哈哈！我是有占有欲和操纵欲的人啊，吹meh！关于这份工的美好及回忆，之前写过，懒得再重复。总之，做了这份工后，presentation没有非常怕，都会怕得，只是没有怕得很厉害。这对我以后的事业有蛮大的鼓舞及帮助，胆子比以前大了一些些咯！

最后，第三份工，本来是我想写的最主要的事情，也不全然是跟工作有关，本来这篇文章的主题不应该是‘工作’，而是与我第三份工有关联的事情。可是上面的事情越写越爽，而我又不想轻轻带过以上的东西，但如果在写下去的话（第三份工），跟以上的事情反差非常大，就留在下一篇在继续吧!对不起谢谢。。
To be continue...

The Climb

Lyrics :
I can almost see it
That dream I am dreaming
But there's a voice inside my head saying
"You'll never reach it"

Every step I'm taking
Every move I make feels
Lost with no direction
My faith is shaking

But I gotta keep trying
Gotta keep my head held high

There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be a uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb

The struggles I'm facing
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes might knock me down
But no, I'm not breaking

I may not know it
But these are the moments that
I'm gonna remember most, yeah
Just gotta keep going

And I, I got to be strong
Just keep pushing on

'Cause there's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be a uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb, yeah!

There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Somebody's gonna have to lose

Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb, yeah!

Keep on moving, keep climbing
Keep the faith, baby
It's all about, it's all about the climb
Keep the faith, keep your faith, whoa

God : Ultimate Version

2009, 14th of june(US time), LA Lakers won the series versus Orlando Magic in the final, aggregate result 4-1 over Magic.. Finally, the moment i had been wait since longggggg time ago, LA Lakers was claimed theirs 15th NBA championship in their club histories, 4th championship of Kobe Bryant 12 years career in Lakers. Finally, finally, he earned all the major honours in NBA, the last pieces of his legendary's puzzle, that is, that is, the NBA FINAL Most Valuable Player(MVP)! Wow~ Yeah~ Song Ar~ Ultimate god is born..

Before the exist of Lebron, he is the yougest player made his career in NBA, it was 18 years old that jump from high scul into NBA arena, shinning himself in the NBA by his greatest basketball skills(for me). Most 'youngest' honours have had broken by him b4, yougest All Star Game player, yougest player to reach certain scoring milestones n so on. Besides that, 3 times NBA All Star Game MVP, 1 time NBA seoson MVP(pity for him, he should obtain more), few times most scoring player and more that i did not noe or forget.

Ya, i love to watch Kobe's basketball skills, n his psychokinesis to reach the goal although a lot of fluctuation might occur. I do agree the potential of lebron james to keep going to break Bryant's yougest records and he will be 1 of the legend later on, but he is not the type of player that i justice...I not really like the 1 that juz noe to use their body strength to tease their opponent. Yes, tis is the result of their hardwork from gym, but it's not my type, especially lebron, + the over promote of NBA n the help of referee, these r the hatest! King james wo, pui!!! Tis is a subjective issue. The one i like, most probably i love, is Kobe type. His movement is such elegancy, crossover and dribble skills to pass by his opponent, ankle break, clutch shot, shoting skills, big time shot(important shot), his movement of slamming the dunk n also the ability of hanging himself in the air.. 'Where amazing happen', that is used to describe him besides Michael Jordan, he is the greatest of the great for me.

Honestly, the moment i saw him claimed his 4th championship ring, my tear was spreading my eye, an unbeliavable sensation had been tasted me. He dint give up or loss his pasion to win the game, especially the strive to the NBA champion, he is hunger to the glory. Although he lost in the NBA final last year, he juz keep aza aza fighting to challenge again n he has had the crop that should belong to him today. Watch the youtube video bout bryant is 1 of my activity in Kampar, i can watch the beatiful movement of him n also learn my skills from him. N tis also giv me motivation to fight for my study n life. LA Lakers - 15 champions are not enuf, Bryant - 4 championship rings, 1 seoson MVP, 1 final MVP, 3 x All Star Game Final, all r totally not satisfied, u shud get more! Lakers n Bryant go go go... ...

Ya, some credit shud giv to his teammate too, Trevor Ariza - can score especially 3 point field goal n steal the ball in the crucial time. Pau Gasol - the major factor of the evolution of LA Lakers, increase the diversification of Lakers. Lamar Odom - if he has the passion, he has the ability to do well. Fish_Fisher - important 3 pointer, sometimes hit the damn important shot, most representative shot_a winning shot in 0.4 second, less than 1 second. Andrew Bynum - still noob for me, useless most of the time, but they said he got potential. Lakers bench - giv the support when the start-up players nid rest, not bad in average, sometime dint help a lot. Additional, Shanon Brown - high effective 3 point shot, when he shot, i got an xing gan besides bryant's shot. In the end, we are the champion, we are the champion~~~ wow~

Big 3 of Lakers - Gasol, Bryant n Odom

N the greatest NBA coach - Phil Jackson, 10 championship rings as a coach, most ever.

Bryant hold the final MVP trophy n 'fish' hold the final trophy..

Gastralgia

At the midnite of 7th june 2009, it's a bad day for me! 1stly, the cibek touch n go card was malfunction, all credit in the card has been gone, at least RM 40 inside the card. I juz has a ride from gopeng to Ipoh, the normal charge is RM 3 or RM 4 only, i think the touch n go's machine in the gopeng sot sot edi, it cannot detect the card(i think). When i was reach the Ipoh's toll, the toll fee was RM 70, i was stunned there, impossible mah! Since not enuf credit, the worker came, i told him i was coming from gopeng, bla bla bla, then he let me go. I tought the value inside the card is stil remained, when i bek ar, i used the card touch touch the machine lo, cao cibai, no more value edi.. RM 40 was gone lo, highest charge rate i never had b4. Cannot ague edi, when i realize, it's too late...

Continue, the worst thing i had suffered in kampar, i had gastric disease! Diu, my tummy was damn pain when i went to bed. Start sleep at 5am, then pain till i went to clinic at 9 something, tis period i never go off, rolling at the bed( not too frequent), sleeping n suffering at the same time. I'd like to get out from bed to eat something de, but tired + lazy, then pain till i cannot tahan only 'woke up' to eat n drink sumthing + lao sai x 3 times( da bian, very liquid de, i think is the gastric acid). Since there was no change after did those things, suan lo, bobian, went to clinic in blur condition. I has had an injection by doctor, i tought he 1 inject at my si fat( a bit resist, no choice, better than gastralgia), so i was lying in the bed n showing my si fat in front of him. Haha.. Then he said he 1 inject at the hand, not si fat, lol, a bit embarrassed, luckily i dint take off my pants. Felt better now, not pain as b4, cuz the injection can reduce the gastric acid, stil got a bit bu shu fu.

I also dei sei, dint eat lunch yesterday, cuz no time, nid went to waterfall, haha, ate those junk foods gao dim edi. I also dint eat a proper dinner tat day, eat 2 chicken wings, few sausages n some other food only(bbq). N i has had some bad habits, if no scul, i wont wake up too early, n then skip the breakfast. Dint eat lunch n dinner at the proper time, love to eat spicy foods n drink coffee. Physiology time damn disorder, sometime sleep sikit, sometime a lot, sometime sleep at morning then wake up at evening! haha... dei sei, then kena cucuk lah!

So, i hope i wont suffer tis kind of pain anymore, in the coming 1 or 2 weeks, spicy foods n coffee r forbid, try to sleep early n eat lunch n dinner at the proper time. i dun1 suffer n kena cucuk for the same reason.